i’m laughing ‘cause i’m just imagining alastair in front of a class of demons showing a film of dean winchester carving into souls and being all like ‘y’all fuckers better be taking notes there’ll be a quiz tomorrow’ and most demons are just doodling mrs. dean winchester with little hearts by the side so yeah
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
how to get gays’ attention
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom